unhale We operate your app and prove it, without the hassle
The platform

We run it. We prove it. You build.

The developer experience, rebuilt around one idea: you review decisions; the platform does the work and writes down what it did. That's what easy to use means here.

01 · Deploy

Your services, placed and running

Every service placed on the European provider that suits it, inside one perimeter. Nothing leaves that perimeter without a recorded authorization.

02 · Operate

Your app, actually run

Scaling, failures, updates, cost. Hosted is not the same as handled.

03 · Prove

The questionnaire, already drafted

Audit-ready, literally: answers drawn from the running system, each citing its source. The ones about your own policies stay yours, and the draft says so.

04 · Open

Every answer opens

Click a claim and the record behind it opens: what ran, when, what it produced. Your buyer checks it themselves.

The build, honestly

The parts, with the risk we see in each.

The stack, plainly: Kubernetes on Hetzner compute, managed Postgres on Scaleway, OCI images in, rolling deploys out, one EU perimeter. unhale runs on itself. Here's what each part is, and the risk we write down instead of talking past:

Running today
App platform

Multi-service deploys to managed EU clusters; our own product is the first workload. Risk: this layer alone is a commodity; it's the entry, never the edge.

Running today
Cost & transparency

What it costs, why it broke, what we did: operational honesty as the product surface. Risk: being transparent about providers we don't own means owning their failures in front of you.

Being built
Evidence & proof

Trust page, subprocessor register, residency history, backup attestations, review answers citing their source. Risk: some buyers still demand the branded certificate; we feed audits, we don't replace them.

Being built
Smart autoscaling

Karpenter-class scaling on European iron: the piece the hyperscalers have and Europe doesn't. Risk: EU provider APIs weren't built for it; this is a research project, not a checkbox.

Next
AI troubleshooting

Sees logs, events and deploy history; explains failure in your words, fix drafted, read-only first. Risk: others sell this to experts; our bet is removing the expert, which is the harder promise.

Later
EU AI gateway

Model calls routed to endpoints under European jurisdiction; open-weight models on EU iron where they're enough. Risk: the frontier models are mostly American, so we name the trade-off per workload instead of hiding it.

If you'd rather read code than adjectives: write to us and we'll talk shop. The risk register is the sales pitch.

Straight answers

What you pay, what we stand behind, and the questions you should ask.

How you pay

Running is usage-based, with no seat licenses. Proving is one flat monthly price: never per questionnaire, never per deal. You can predict the bill before you deploy.

Where the proof stops

We answer for the infrastructure we run: where data lives, who touches it, what's encrypted, what's kept. Your own policies stay yours. Our evidence complements a formal audit; it does not replace one.

“We already use an EU region”

An EU region on a US provider keeps your data in Europe physically. The operator still answers to US law wherever the server sits (jurisdiction follows the company, not the datacenter), and your buyer's lawyer knows the difference. Our stack is European companies operating European infrastructure, so the answer holds.

“Isn't this what Vanta or Drata do?”

Compliance tools collect claims about infrastructure they don't run, then chase you to keep them current. We are the infrastructure, so the record is a by-product of running your app, not a checklist beside it. For SOC 2 or ISO you still want an auditor; our evidence feeds that work.

If you ever leave

Your services are containers on standard building blocks (Kubernetes, managed Postgres, object storage) on providers you could contract directly. Our billing units are ours, not theirs, so the bill stays portable and leaving is a migration, not a rewrite. We'd rather earn the staying.

Our own posture

We're early and carry no badge wall. unhale runs on itself, on Hetzner and Scaleway, and our own ISO 27001 path is on the roadmap; we publish where we are on it rather than implying we're further along.

Get in touch

Has a customer's security review ever slowed one of your deals?

Or is keeping production alive eating the hours you would rather spend on the product?

We haven't launched. This is the design-partner phase: what you tell us decides what gets built, and in which order.

A concrete offer: send us the last security review a buyer put in front of you. We'll map it question by question: which answers the platform would draft from the running system, and which stay yours. The map comes back to you, no pitch attached.

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